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    < snicker >
    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

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    Why did the elephant cross the road
    Because it was the chickens day off






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    Why are pirates called pirates?




    Because they arrrrrrggggghhhhh!















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    Both are great! (I love simple, and silly for jokes. Especially those that play on word meaning).
    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

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    THIS IS STAR WARS DAY-------MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU





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    So does that make today Revenge of the Fifth?
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    Two silkworms were having a race ------It ended in a tie





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    Do we have a GROAN smiley?





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    Why did Goofy throw his clock out the window?

    He wanted to see time fly.











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    Quote Originally Posted by DisneyFreak, post: 292647
    Why did Goofy throw his clock out the window?

    He wanted to see time fly.

    like it got any more





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