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    knock knock who's there justin--justin who justin time for a wee cup of tea





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    Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by arkvilla, post: 224700
    Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup :-)

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    must admit i prefer a mug myself





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    I'm more a coffee kind of girl!

    Any more jokes Robert? :D





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    when visiting london was asked by a stranger "do you know the battersea dogs home" replied i did not know it was away





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    Quote Originally Posted by robertcraig, post: 224721
    when visiting london was asked by a stranger "do you know the battersea dogs home" replied i did not know it was away





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    I met a cowboy with brown paper hat,paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling





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    Just my kind of jokes! :D






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    I knocked and a woman opened her door in her nightdress. I thought what a strange place to have a door





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    why did the blind chicken cross the road? To go to the Birds Eye shop





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