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    knock knock who's there justin--justin who justin time for a wee cup of tea





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    Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by arkvilla, post: 224700
    Off to boil the kettle, mug for me Robert, not a wee cup :-)

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    must admit i prefer a mug myself





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    I'm more a coffee kind of girl!

    Any more jokes Robert?





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    when visiting london was asked by a stranger "do you know the battersea dogs home" replied i did not know it was away





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    Quote Originally Posted by robertcraig, post: 224721
    when visiting london was asked by a stranger "do you know the battersea dogs home" replied i did not know it was away





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    I met a cowboy with brown paper hat,paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling





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    Just my kind of jokes!
    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~Aristotle

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    I knocked and a woman opened her door in her nightdress. I thought what a strange place to have a door





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    why did the blind chicken cross the road? To go to the Birds Eye shop





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