Stupid adverts on Cartoon Network and a boy that can read.

So far this week I have been ordered to...

Sponsor a dog "it's only a pound a week Mummy"
Book a holiday at Butlins "because kids go free Mummy"
Phone Ultralase "because then you won't have to wear glasses"
Sponsor a child "so they can have clean water and go to school"

:dozey: