The inlaws. They are hopeless to buy for.

MIL is 60, FIL a year younger, and Grandma is 80something. All live in the same house. No one works. They have no hobbies. MIL and FIL read only the Daily Mail (bleugh) and the TV guide. MIL cleans the house and puts stuff in the breadmaker, FIL hides in the garden shed. Seriously these are very boring people. Even Adrian says they are.

So what can we get them for Christmas that isn't chocklit or used in the shower?

Thought about a restaurant gift card but they are miles from anywhere, let alone a restaurant.

And no risque/innuendo gifts because MIL is ultra-conservative and would just tut.