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    The Police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said..."is this your wife sir ?".......Shocked i answered "Yes.." They said "I'm afraid it looks like she has been hit by a bus..." I said " I know...but she's got such a lovely personality.."

    The wife's been missing for over a week now. This morning the Police called round to say i should prepare for the worst. So i have had to go down the charity shop and get all her clothes back...

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    Malcolm that is bad. LOL





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    You had better wear a tin hat to bed tonight Malcolm....

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    Wow, that's rough! But very funny!

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