<tt>UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)</tt>
<tt>Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Homosexuals.</tt>
<tt>Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.</tt>


<tt>BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)</tt>
<tt>Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.</tt>
<tt>Theakston: There's a clue in the title.</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Leicester.</tt>


<tt>BBC NORFOLK</tt>
<tt>Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: I don't know.</tt>
<tt>White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Arm.</tt>
<tt>White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Strong.</tt>
<tt>White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Louis.</tt>
<tt>White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Frank Sinatra?</tt>


<tt>LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)</tt>
<tt>Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: France.</tt>
<tt>Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.</tt>
<tt>Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.</tt>
<tt>Trelinski: Just guess a country then.</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Paris.</tt>


<tt>THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)</tt>
<tt>Anne Robinson: - Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or the Conservative Party?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: The Conservative Party.</tt>


<tt>BEACON RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)</tt>
<tt>DJ Mark: For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?</tt>
<tt>Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?</tt>


<tt>UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE</tt>
<tt>Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Goosey?</tt>


<tt>GWR FM (Bristol)</tt>
<tt>Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.</tt>


<tt>RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)</tt>
<tt>Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about</tt>
<tt>pensioners: Last Of The...?</tt>
<tt>Caller: Mohicans.</tt>


<tt>PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)</tt>
<tt>Phil: What's 11 squared?</tt>
<tt>Contestant: I don't know.</tt>
<tt>Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.</tt>
<tt>Contestant: Is it five?</tt>


<tt>RICHARD AND JUDY</tt>
<tt>Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?</tt>
<tt>A: Forrest Gump.</tt>