Just heard this one!
I was eating lunch the other day with my 6 year old grandson when his mom asked him "What is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day"
She asked "What does that mean?" ... I was waiting for something
He said, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."
I almost snorted my iced tea...
Tom (... that one made MY day!)