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    ............my husband says I'm trying to poison him :rolleyes008:

    I'm not honestly he said that the ham in his sandwich tasted funny and was there something he needed to know :rolleyes008:

    I only baked it last night, it wasn't out of date and it's the usual gammon I buy so I have no idea why it tastes funny I have tried a bit though and I have to admit the taste is a bit strange

    He's now complaining that he hasn't got anything for lunch except a yogurt and some grapes Honestly, he's such a drama queen, all he has to do is go up the road to the local shop and buy something









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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy, post: 256892
    Honestly, he's such a drama queen, all he has to do is go up the road to the local shop and buy something


    But don't eat the ham, just in case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MystikPiglit, post: 256902


    But don't eat the ham, just in case.
    You can guarantee he won't have eaten the ham He will be telling everyone now, how I tried to poison him it's going to be a long weekend









    If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together.......
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    You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
    But the most important thing is, even if we're apart...... I'll always be with you.
    Winne the Pooh - A A Milne



    A friend is a hand that is always holding yours,
    no matter how close or far apart you may be.
    A friend is someone who is always there and will always, always care.
    A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy, post: 256918
    He will be telling everyone now, how I tried to poison him it's going to be a long weekend
    In that case.....feed him the ham. :D
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    Chris - "What have we got for dinner tonight"

    Me - "You've got ham and chips if you keep telling people I tried to poison you"

    Hhhmmm wonder if that will work - probably not









    If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together.......
    there is something you must always remember.
    You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
    But the most important thing is, even if we're apart...... I'll always be with you.
    Winne the Pooh - A A Milne



    A friend is a hand that is always holding yours,
    no matter how close or far apart you may be.
    A friend is someone who is always there and will always, always care.
    A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart.

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    Poison is the usual way that women kill men, especially their husbands. He's just being cautious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foreverducky, post: 256925
    Poison is the usual way that women kill men, especially their husbands. He's just being cautious.
    thank you who's side are you on









    If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together.......
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    You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
    But the most important thing is, even if we're apart...... I'll always be with you.
    Winne the Pooh - A A Milne



    A friend is a hand that is always holding yours,
    no matter how close or far apart you may be.
    A friend is someone who is always there and will always, always care.
    A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart.

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    Put a nice turkey in the oven and answer the door with a big smile..he might never eat at home again



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shellyamc, post: 256950
    Put a nice turkey in the oven and answer the door with a big smile..he might never eat at home again
    Shelly that's a good one









    If ever there is a tomorrow when we're not together.......
    there is something you must always remember.
    You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
    But the most important thing is, even if we're apart...... I'll always be with you.
    Winne the Pooh - A A Milne



    A friend is a hand that is always holding yours,
    no matter how close or far apart you may be.
    A friend is someone who is always there and will always, always care.
    A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart.

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    I'm Switzerland. Just statin' the facts.

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