Got home late last night and there was a tin of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts on the dining room table and a nice little note saying my "one" was in the kitchen. I went to the kitchen and hunted.... and i mean hunted lads to no avail
Well back to the dining room and opend the tin....5 in the tin one missing....back to kitchen and no sign of mine..... sod it went to tin and pinched one.

Now....... Got home tonight it went like this....

"How many doughnuts in the tin dearest beloved when you bought them home?"
"6" she said..
"Did you have one ?"
"Yes " she said
"How many left in the tin then dear ?"
"5"
"And what did your note say ?"

"oh................."

Now... should i mention how nice her blond haircut is ???????