Quote Originally Posted by Clarkkent, post: 291653
Anecdote from Epcot yesterday while waiting for illuminations. Asked by an American woman where I bought the beers we were drinking. Replied in my best received pronunciation, boarding school accent that it was from a stall 50 metres on the right hand side, just behind the shop. To which I got the reply "I'm sorry, I only understood the word 'metres', and we don't use those here".
When I use my posh voice I get asked what part of Australia I'm from.

Umm...does anyone think Jeff looks a bit like John Malkovich?