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Thread: The Golden Years... yeah... right.

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    Sigh...

    Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.

    I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

    Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

    My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

    My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

    Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.

    Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

    I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

    Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; I always call her "honey" in times like these.

    "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

    There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.

    "Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!

    Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

    She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I haven't stolen your car."

    Yep! It's "the Golden Years"....arenít they fun!!

    Tom (... ain't the truth? Ain't it the truth!)

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    good one!

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    hahahaha! would you like me to assess you? :tongue:

















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    Tom, please tell me you really didn't do this and this is a joke.





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    Quote Originally Posted by uscwest, post: 295584
    Tom, please tell me you really didn't do this and this is a joke.
    Ok. I really didn't do this. It's just a joke.

    Really.

    I mean it.

    Honest.

    Tom (... but it sure sounds like something I could do!)

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    Oh my dear lord. Care in the community will be round to visit you shortly.



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    Tom! Your wife would never call you an idiot!!

    Good one though. Had me right up until then!






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    I'm still in my silver years so I don't get it.










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    Quote Originally Posted by DisneyFreak, post: 295632
    I'm still in my silver years so I don't get it.
    Stay tuned. You will.

    Tom (... all downhill from here!)

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