I am sorry for my earlier posts regarding iphones etc whilst waiting in line. I'm sorry I was offending people. Apparently I've been hearing whispers... it used to be from the *elders* as they whispered behind their hands about *The Change*... apparently I'm now experiencing *The Change*.... Alan says he's bought me a muzzle and not only that it was a full moon.

I noticed changes when I woke up after a full moon to find the bedroom windows wide open and earth and grass on the bedsheet.... Apparently Alan was not quick enough pinning me to the floor and applying said muzzle.... he's promised me he won't be as slow in future.

Although I've been nuetered I have an ovary left, I have noticed other *changes* too but as I'm now one of those *elders* I shall be only talking about it through whispers behind my hands.