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    *The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk
    of the town. **

    *After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the
    birth of their first child. *

    *The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the
    old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. *

    *How do you do it at your age?' *

    *The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'*

    *The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth
    of their second child. *

    *The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to
    congratulate the old gentleman. *

    *She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'
    *The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor ru nning.'*

    *A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of
    their third child. *

    *The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery,
    she once again approached the old gentleman, ** *smiled, and said,
    'Well, you surely are something else! **

    *How do you do it?' *

    *The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep
    the old motor running.' **The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the
    back and said: ****Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This
    *one's black.***

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    That was funny.
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    :rofl:

    I needed this..too funny!



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    LMAOOOO
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