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    Usually, it's necessary at some point in time to cook either a turkey or a goose. For those of us who are somewhat challenged in a culinary sense, the following are instructions for cooking a turkey. I'm sure you could also apply them to a goose if you choose.

    The undersigned assumes no responsibility if you choose to follow these instructions to the letter. But then, if you do, you won't really care!

    Tom ( ... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!)

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    am not sure i'd want to eat at yours















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    That's the only way to cook a damn turkey!
    I am a fully fledged member of the Pastafarian Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~Aristotle

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    Now that seems like my idea of cooking.




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    Too funny Tom...but SOOOOO true! Got to have a glass or two while cooking..

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    Last Christmas day we were at friends having dinner and my friend was well *pickled* by the time she served dinner it was hilarious!
    I am a fully fledged member of the Pastafarian Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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    Like it





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    HAHAHAHA! Clearly you've been peeking in my Thanksgiving kitchen window




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