Usually, it's necessary at some point in time to cook either a turkey or a goose. For those of us who are somewhat challenged in a culinary sense, the following are instructions for cooking a turkey. I'm sure you could also apply them to a goose if you choose.
The undersigned assumes no responsibility if you choose to follow these instructions to the letter. But then, if you do, you won't really care!
Tom ( ... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!)