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    I have no idea why this makes me laugh....but it does...go ahead, give it a try!

    <div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Becca&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Becca!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Becca in your ear 700 times.</li><li>If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Becca would be as small as a pea.</li><li>Becca once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!</li><li>The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Becca!</li><li>Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Becca'.</li><li>Birds do not sleep in Becca, though they may rest in her from time to time!</li><li>Beccaomancy is the art of telling the future with Becca.</li><li>Becca can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.</li><li>Michelangelo finished his great statue of Becca in 1504, after eighteen months work.</li><li>New Zealand was the first place to allow Becca to vote.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>




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    <div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Karen&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karen!</a> </h2> <ol><li>In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Karen.</li><li>Never store Karen at room temperature.</li><li>Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Karen.</li><li>Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Karen.</li><li>The first domain name ever registered was Karen.com.</li><li>Karen is actually a mammal, not a fish.</li><li>Karen can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!</li><li>Every day in the UK, four people die putting Karen on.</li><li>White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Karen.</li><li>Karen will always turn right when leaving a cave.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>
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    <div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Shelly&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shelly!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Shelly was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!</li><li>Shelly is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.</li><li>There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Shelly, though it may feel uncomfortable.</li><li>Shellyolatry is the mindless worship of Shelly.</li><li>Shelly is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.</li><li>If you put a drop of liquor on Shelly, she will go mad and sting herself to death!</li><li>Research indicates that Shelly will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.</li><li>The fingerprints of Shelly are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.</li><li>During severe windstorms, Shelly may sway several feet to either side!</li><li>Shelly is the only bird that can swim but not fly.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>



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    <div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Dawn&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dawn!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Dawn is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!</li><li>India tested its first nuclear Dawn in 1974.</li><li>It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Dawn.</li><li>The only planet that rotates on its side is Dawn!</li><li>Dawn became extinct in England in 1486.</li><li>Dawn is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!</li><li>Dawn can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.</li><li>In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Dawn.</li><li>Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Dawn!</li><li>Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Dawn.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

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    <div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Teresa&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Teresa!</a> </h2> <ol><li>About 100 people choke to death on Teresa each year.</li><li>There are six towns named Teresa in the United States!</li><li>Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Teresa.</li><li>Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Teresa supply!</li><li>Pacman was originally called Teresaman.</li><li>Teresa has 118 ridges around the edge.</li><li>Olympic badminton rules say that Teresa must have exactly fourteen feathers!</li><li>Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Teresa.</li><li>Olive oil was used for washing Teresa in the ancient Mediterranean world!</li><li>Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Teresa is near.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>

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    No one knows what I'm laughing at though. :sigh;

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    <div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Britchick&gender=f" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Britchick!</a> </h2> <ol><li>Worldwide, britchick is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.</li><li>You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of britchick to reach the earth's core.</li><li>There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting britchick.</li><li>If you drop britchick from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.</li><li>Half a cup of britchick contains only seventeen calories.</li><li>The britchick-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand britchick-fights take place there every day.</li><li>Never store britchick at room temperature.</li><li>You share your birthday with britchick.</li><li>It is bad luck to walk under britchick!</li><li>Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are britchick.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>














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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawn, post: 37679


    No one knows what I'm laughing at though. :sigh;

    I do cos i choked on my tea when i read it ;)

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    i get it too














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