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    :p all of these are killing me!












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    The air around keith is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
    That's just because you're so HOT!




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    Lol... stuffs hankie into mouth... these are so funny!

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    They are!!! I've been laughing myself silly..
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    Some of these are absolutely hilarious.





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    I want to see Keith sway in the wind. :rofl:

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    So glad it was you who said it first.....

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    <div style="padding:8px;margin:15px;background-color:#CFCF95;color:#1A0A13;font-family: georgia, helvetica, trebuchet ms, verdana, sans-serif;"><h2 style="text-align:center;font-size:110%;background-color:#DFDFa5;padding:2px"><a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Josh&gender=m" style="color:#000;background-color:#DFDFa5">Ten Top Trivia Tips about Josh!</a> </h2> <ol><li>If Josh was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.</li><li>To check whether Josh is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Josh will sink, and fresh Josh will float.</li><li>On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Josh.</li><li>The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Josh.</li><li>Josh can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.</li><li>Josh is the largest of Saturn's moons.</li><li>The most dangerous form of Josh is the bicycle.</li><li>Josh is the world's tallest woman.</li><li>It is bad luck to walk under Josh!</li><li>The only Englishman to become Josh was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Josh from 1154 to 1159.</li></ol><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl" method="get" style="background-color:#5F5F42;color:#CFCF95;padding:4px;text-align:center">I am interested in <input name="subject" type="text"> - do tell me about<select name="gender"><option value="f">her</option><option value="m">him</option><option value="n">it</option><option value="p">them</option></select><input value="Go" type="submit"></form></div>
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    On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Josh.
    Josh is the world's tallest woman.
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    Josh is the world's tallest woman??

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