...from the swimming pool.
If you are extremely overweight please don't get in the pool wearing tiny Speedos.
If you have an abnormally hairy back - just stay away from the pool please, you're scaring everyone.
If you are an extremely overdeveloped bodybuilder please don't get in the pool wearing tiny Speedos - doesn't all develop in proportion does it?
If you take your mobile phone into the pool it will get wet. (no I'm not kidding)
You are in a swimming pool. Expect to get wet. I don't care how much your hair cost to have done by Tristan yesterday it will get wet. If I see you trying to keep your hair dry - I will splash you. Especially if you are wearing spectacles and trying to keep them dry too.
If you don't want to be hit between the eyes by a jet of water from a water cannon - don't swim within its range you stupid woman.
It's a swimming pool. There are arms flailing everywhere. Take your earrings out.
When you sit up on the high chairs we can see up the leg of your shorts. I recommend underwear of some type.
Anyone who's interested you can these sights and many more at the Olympos Leisure Centre in Burgess Hill.