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    ...from the swimming pool.

    MEN

    If you are extremely overweight please don't get in the pool wearing tiny Speedos.
    If you have an abnormally hairy back - just stay away from the pool please, you're scaring everyone.
    If you are an extremely overdeveloped bodybuilder please don't get in the pool wearing tiny Speedos - doesn't all develop in proportion does it?
    If you take your mobile phone into the pool it will get wet. (no I'm not kidding)

    LADIES

    You are in a swimming pool. Expect to get wet. I don't care how much your hair cost to have done by Tristan yesterday it will get wet. If I see you trying to keep your hair dry - I will splash you. Especially if you are wearing spectacles and trying to keep them dry too.
    If you don't want to be hit between the eyes by a jet of water from a water cannon - don't swim within its range you stupid woman.
    It's a swimming pool. There are arms flailing everywhere. Take your earrings out.

    LIFEGUARDS

    When you sit up on the high chairs we can see up the leg of your shorts. I recommend underwear of some type.


    Anyone who's interested you can these sights and many more at the Olympos Leisure Centre in Burgess Hill.

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    I love those flowery swim caps they put on.... hideous.... I don't want to get my hair wet but I don't mind in the slightest if it ends up plastered flat to my head and smelling rubbery.

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    eww Speedos are not anyone's friend.












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    Ah, the juice pigs. Nope. Proportion is not their forte!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawn, post: 67753
    When you sit up on the high chairs we can see up the leg of your shorts. I recommend underwear of some type.


    :surprised010:



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    sounds like you've had a very interesting day Dawn!

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    I hate public swimming pools and that has just confirmed to me why!






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    Swim suit? ?
    Towel? ?
    12p shampoo? ?
    Deodorant? ?
    Directions to Olympos Leisure Centre in Burgess Hill? ?

    SEE YA LATER KIDS!

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    I always splash a lady with dry hair:p. Usually my mother. It's water what do you expect.
    Great story here. In 1992 we were at TL. My SIL is a don't get my hair wet sort of person. There were4 of us in the boat ready to go down a ride(sorry long time ago). Anyways the CM saw how dry she was and twirled the boat around so she went right under a waterfall. We all laughed loudly :p015: she didn't, which made us laugh more.
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    My grandma would always get in the pool with us with a firm warning to not get her head wet. I never understood the point of getting in the pool












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