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    What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
    Fathers Day!


    How do you start an argument with a chav?
    Speak!

    What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
    The burglar.

    What do you call a Chav in a box?
    Innit.

    What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
    Sorted.

    What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
    Safe.

    What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
    Innuinnit.

    Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
    of stairs.

    What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.

    What do you say to a chav at work?
    Can i have a big mac please?


    How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
    She is the most pregnant one.














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    sorry Dawn but i prefer the look you had before














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    It's the thong isn't it. That always scares people.

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    i've got one.


    what do you call a chav in cement??









    well 'ard!!

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    my award goes to the slinky one

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