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    ... an elderly patient informed me that I am considered quite the 'fox' amongst the ladies at the local blind club :rolleyes008:

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    sorry, I shouldn't laugh...... it's.............. just ............... well ..................... funny









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    arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!!!

    well you are quite a dish for one that wears nylon socks














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    At the local blind club? I wonder what they think of you at the local curtain club? Or the carpet club...





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    :dozey:

    stand in the corner and think about what you have done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skywatcher, post: 74759
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    stand in the corner and think about what you have done
    Have I lost my golden time?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Claire, post: 74761
    Have I lost my golden time?
    don't you start on about that! namby pamby lefty ideas














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    Quote Originally Posted by britchick, post: 74764
    don't you start on about that! namby pamby lefty ideas


    Its all my kids go on about

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    omg how funny is that
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    This reminds me of an old [but still funny] joke where a lady in her bath heard the doorbell ring.
    She dashed to the door without a stitch of clothing on and asked "Who`s that?"
    The reply was "I`m the blind salesman".
    At this stage she thought it would be ok to open the door as the caller was blind, and she was then face to face with a guy who said "Hello Madam, which is the window where you want your blinds fitting?"





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