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Thread: A little Christmas story

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    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not
    Produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
    Pre-Christmas pressure.

    Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
    stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
    Were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards
    cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
    scattered.

    Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
    shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves
    had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he
    accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

    He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
    yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
    Christmas tree.

    The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
    lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
    to stick it?'


    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
    Christmas tree.

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    Am I in trouble again? I've toned things down alot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crayola DeVille, post: 79858
    Am I in trouble again? I've toned things down alot.
    Not with me you're not! I think it's so funny.





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    Too funny



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    That's brilliant!






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