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    Those who 'do not 'have a sense of humour need to delete now.




    A middle-aged woman
    Seemed sheepish as she
    Visited her gynecologist.

    'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,
    'you've been seeing me for years!
    There's nothing you can't tell me.'

    'This one's kind of strange...'

    'Let me be the judge of that,'
    The doctor replied.

    'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

    'I see.'

    'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
    'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,
    Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !
    You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,
    'I'm scared out of my wits!'

    The gynecologist put a comforting
    Hand on her shoulder.
    'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'

    (Ready for this?)
    (I'm warning you.....)
    (Still not too late....delete now!)






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    good job you're too far away to hit that is awful














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    Malcolm, I need to grooooaaaaaan..............

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    how very dare you!







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    Blame Crayola DeVille ...she picks on me !!!!!

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    MALCOLM that was c--p
    Jacqui xxx

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    We. Are. Not. Amused. :dozey:






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    omg that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad lol
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    Fancy trying to pin that rubbish one on me..... tut tut....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crayola DeVille, post: 85063
    Fancy trying to pin that rubbish one on me..... tut tut....
    I know you only send true quality.
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