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Thread: SOS - please help!

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    Please help me. I'm trapped at my inlaws and cannot escape. I've never been so miserable. It's freezing cold. There's nothing to do here. I'm being forced to sit and watch one soap after another. I'm being fed a constant stream of breadmaker shaped food. After lunch I drove 20 miles just to get a bunch of grapes - I was that desperate. I've still got another 24 hours to go. I bought 3 books with me and I've read them all. THERE ARE NO BOOKS IN THIS HOUSE!!! I told Adrian I was bored and fed up and now he's not speaking to me.

    PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! :(

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    right helly get the rope! Keith the helicopter why don't we have a helicopter smilie???

    Maybe Skywatcher can write us some lyrics for a song to get Dawn freed??? or we could get tshirts printed!















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    pmsl i dont envy u in the slightest
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    Dawn if you figure out how to get out let me know. I could use that info in the future!

    Can you read an online book?
    xxoo Rosie

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    Dawn

    have you checked all of the obvious escape routes? is there a big wardrobe in the house? escape into Narnia!

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    Can someone get me the email address for the SAS please?

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    Oh no!!! And I have just looked at my tv pages and it's Emmerdale, Eastenders and a DOUBLE corrie tonight!!!! Total trauma woman!

    OK. Where is the nearest supermarket? Great place for picking up books...do you have Willow with you? Can you somehow take her for a long walk that involves the car to pick up 10 books from Tesco?? Can't you bribe Steven to cry very loudly for something you HAVE to drive to the supermarket for?

    Here is a virtual for Adrian - I know he's normally a very lovely man but what the heck.

    Do they have a garden? You can survive on grass and nettles - they aren't breadmaker shaped. And next year remember these words of wisdom - arrange to work on in-laws day instead of Christmas Day.

    Is there any alcohol apart from a tiny sherry???

    And Captain Brit. Deb reporting for duty. I have a balaclava and everything (don't ask )






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    Quote Originally Posted by britchick, post: 88147
    Oi that link doesn't work! - had me all excited there for a minute






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    Quote Originally Posted by lisaw, post: 88153
    Oi that link doesn't work! - had me all excited there for a minute
    did you really think it would

    i'll pm you a real one















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