Please help me. I'm trapped at my inlaws and cannot escape. I've never been so miserable. It's freezing cold. There's nothing to do here. I'm being forced to sit and watch one soap after another. I'm being fed a constant stream of breadmaker shaped food. After lunch I drove 20 miles just to get a bunch of grapes - I was that desperate. I've still got another 24 hours to go. I bought 3 books with me and I've read them all. THERE ARE NO BOOKS IN THIS HOUSE!!! I told Adrian I was bored and fed up and now he's not speaking to me.
PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! :(