One 16 year old. Female. Not housetrained.
All I will say is I now have a big dent in my bedroom wall, a smashed clock and a sore throat from screaming. Where did I go wrong? Oh I remember. I lost all rational thought back in 1991.
Been there, done that, and there is no way on this earth you could convince me to own a teenager again!!!! The good news is that someday she will become human again and you'll be best friends, I promise