A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled In the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.The wagon is
being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter says with admiration.
'Thank you,' the little girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices
the Girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's Testicles.
'Little Partner,' the firefighter says,
'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around The cat's collar
too, I think you could go faster.'
The little girl replies thoughtfully,'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'