Well I say excuse me to the wall when I bump into it.
One of our head teachers came into the office the other day for a meeting with our headmaster (who'd brought his rather large female English bulldog with him to work that day)...I was eyeball deep in accounting work that afternoon, so barely took note of her as she came out of the headmasters office. She walked out of the office and said, "Hello fat girl" and made her way toward the bulldog. Before the words were completely out of *her* mouth and processed through *my* brain I was saying, "Hiiiiiiiii" She ran over to my desk and said, "OMG REBECCA!! I was talking to the DOG!!!" (which I knew of course, it was just sort of "knee jerk" reaction to someone saying hello...whatever it was followed by ) We still giggle about the exchange!
HAHAHAHAOriginally Posted by Johnie, post: 99545
this is the funniest post i have ever seen !! espicaly 1 and 11 well doneOriginally Posted by malcolm, post: 99526
I sometimes skip at school. :D
But I am sooooo going to do #12 next time I'm at Animal Kingdom