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    C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
    but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
    have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
    fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
    to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

    D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
    I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
    is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
    Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
    bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
    in this bar tonight."

    E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
    nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
    sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
    development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
    and everything else, and is au natural.

    Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
    under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
    contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
    to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
    facility.

    Tom (Finale)

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    Bravo!!!

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    My, the puns have worked overtime on that!
    Nice one Tom.





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    Neeeeaooww

    That was this thread flying high over my head - wish I knew music

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    Ask Thomas to explain it to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skywatcher, post: 102732
    Neeeeaooww

    That was this thread flying high over my head - wish I knew music
    Hmmm... sounding a bit like Peanut there. Any correlation?

    Tom (Jeffff fa fa Dun-Ham DOT COM fan)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slowhand, post: 102728
    My, the puns have worked overtime on that!
    Nice one Tom.
    I do try.
    But I have to confess that someone else sent that one to me!

    Tom (who's not above stealing a good joke)

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    Nice joke, Tom.

    Even if is creatively borrowed!

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