Had this conversation with Dr Chris last night.
Him: ok Matthew has had Coke, ice cream, chocolate and half a pint of maple syrup. He is acting drunk and unlikely to sleep for a month.
Him: He is talking in binary
Me: Get Thomas to translate for you.
Him: He is covered in strawberry ice cream and talking gibberish.
Me: And you?
Him: Stella fuzz
Me: Poor Lisa
Him: She is fine. Only crying a bit.