Had this conversation with Dr Chris last night.

Him: ok Matthew has had Coke, ice cream, chocolate and half a pint of maple syrup. He is acting drunk and unlikely to sleep for a month.

Me: Awesome

Him: He is talking in binary

Me: Get Thomas to translate for you.

Him: He is covered in strawberry ice cream and talking gibberish.

Me: And you?

Him: Stella fuzz

Me: Poor Lisa

Him: She is fine. Only crying a bit.