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    I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when
    a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was
    stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old
    shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
    dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in
    the garbage bin. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
    bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a
    charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it
    fell in the toilet a few days ago."

    On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
    from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
    are not necessarily those of his parents."

    A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
    During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter
    to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her
    Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
    now. She's hitting the bottle."

    A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
    locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with
    ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in
    amazement and then asked, "What's the matter- haven't you ever seen a
    little boy before?"

    POLICE # 1
    While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
    interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
    my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued
    writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
    the police. Is that right?"
    "Yes, that's right," I told her.
    "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you
    please tie my shoe?"

    POLICE # 2
    It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
    station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
    and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back
    there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me
    and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

    While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
    shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
    She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
    particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her
    staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
    for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered,

    "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

    A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
    her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
    "And why not, darling?"
    "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

    While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
    heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
    Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
    Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small
    box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal
    of the deceased.
    The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
    sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father
    always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn ..... and
    into the hole he gooooes."

    A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
    wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write
    and they won't let me talk!"

    A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he
    fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the
    Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old
    leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I
    found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With
    astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's

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    Oh! These are great! Thanks for the laughs!

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    A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
    her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
    "And why not, darling?"
    "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
    That's my fave! :rofl: They are brilliant! Thanks for sharing
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    One great pair of shoes can change your life.~~Cinderella
    Be the kind of Woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says " ! She's up!!"


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