....our phone rang.
DH was on nightshift and I automatically got a dreaded feeling that he must of had an accident. For some reason, I checked to see if his car was back before I answered the phone even though he had his key with him!

Nervously, I picked up the phone and heard a voice saying "congratulations, you are now connected to Sky broadband"
I said "you are...." and put the phone down! If I print what I actually said, I would be