Women's Health Issue:
>
> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
>
> Do you suffer from shyness?
>
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
> doctor or pharmacist
> about Margaritas.
>
> Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
> more confident about
> yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out
> of your shyness
> and let you tell the world that you're ready and
> willing to do just about
> anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
> immediately and with a
> regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
> that prevent you
> from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
> awkwardness will be a
> thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
> never knew you had.
> Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
>
> Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
> pregnant or nursing
> should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't
> mind nursing or
> becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include:
>
> Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
> Loss of motor control
> Loss of clothing
> Loss of money
> Table dancing
> Headache
> Dehydration
> Dry mouth
> And a desire to sing Karaoke
>
> The FINE Print:
>
> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
> you are whispering
> when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
> tell your friends
> over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
> think you can sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think
> you can logically
> converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> After careful research one has learned that red wine and
> champagne maybe
> interchangeable with the product - Margarita.
>
> Please pass this on to your girlfriends. Don't let that
> inner shyness and
> low self esteem go untreated. Try Margarita, with a little
> salt and lime and
> you can get almost anything down.........
>