In my Kindergarten class yesterday we were discussing "current events" (always fun with 5 & 6 year olds ) when one of the boy's raised his hand to tell me he'd be picked up by his nanny today. "Oh really?" I replied (as this is not a usual occurrence with this particular child). "Is mom out of town today?" He shook his head gravely and replied, "No. She stayed home today. I think she has the wine flu."
I love my job.