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    Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age
    And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old? Well...you'll Love This One.

    > My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room
    > For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His
    > Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
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    > Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy
    > With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 3
    > 0-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret
    > Crush On, Way Back Then?
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    > Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
    > This Balding, Grey-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was
    > Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After He Examined My
    > Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School .
    >
    > 'yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang,' He Gleamed With Pride.
    >
    > 'when Did You Graduate?' I Asked.
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    > He Answered, 'in 1975. Why Do You Ask?'
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    > 'you Were In My Class!', I Exclaimed.
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    > He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald,
    >
    > Wrinkled, Fat Butt, Grey-haired, Decrepit,
    >
    > Son-of-a- ----- Asked: 'what Did You Teach?'

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    ROFLMAO!!!:rofl::rofl:
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    Oh gosh! That's wicked, and funny at the same time!!!
    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~Aristotle

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    :rofl:

    I am guilty of doing that all the time






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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    Whoops!

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    OMG>..that's so funny!!!
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