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    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
    the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8


    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    (1) Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8


    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
    each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
    gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10


    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig, age 9


    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    (1) When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
    with that.
    - - Curt, age 7

    (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8


    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    (1 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favourite is........

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
    truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10

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    LOLOLOLOLOL!

    Here's a bit of a one for you.
    When Seth's Da asked him how much he loved him, he stretched his hands waaaaay out and said, "THIS MUCH, DA!"

    Then Da (he's a man now, remember ) asked him how much he liked his Aunties in Orlando and he said....


    MORE THAN A HOUSE!!!!! SORRY DA!!!! LOLOLOLOL.

    His Da told me he should have known better than to ask! LOL!
    Life is fragile. Each day really does matter. Live, live, live! Remember to love and let love, too.

    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. ~Aristotle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isafari, post: 3424
    (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
    truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


    He obviously got that one from his daddy

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