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    WHY AM I UNMARRIED?
    You have choices in life:
    You can stay single and be miserable,
    or get married and wish you were dead.





    At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
    'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
    'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
    __________
    A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
    'Husband Wanted'.
    Next day she received a hundred letters.
    They all said the same thing:
    'You can have mine.'
    __________

    When a woman steals your husband,
    there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
    __________
    A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
    __________

    A little boy asked his father,
    'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
    Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
    __________

    A young son asked,
    'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
    a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
    Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
    __________
    Then there was a woman who said,
    'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
    and by then, it was too late.'
    __________
    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
    __________

    If you want your spouse to listen and
    pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
    __________

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
    __________

    First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive..'
    __________
    'A Woman's Prayer:
    Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
    __________

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    Light the blue touch paper and stand well back...

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    I've passed those on

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    hahahaha





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    I knew there were reasons I didn't want to get married.....ever.

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    brill malc

    i luv these two

    First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive..'

    If you want your spouse to listen and
    pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep

    Mick

    Sunridge Woods Villa Oct 2000 & 2002
    Esprit/Calabay Parc Oct 2004
    Sunset Ridge Oct 2008



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