I was in trouble. I forgot my wedding anniversary. My wife was really mad. She told me: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT'D BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning i got up early and left for work. When my wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was my gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, apparently she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
.....i havent been home yet