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Thread: What every man needs to know

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    A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a

    > particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a

    > couple of dollars for dinner.

    >

    > The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I

    > give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

    > "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

    >

    > "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked

    > "No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said.

    > "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

    >

    > "Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman

    > asked. "Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my

    > hair done in 20 years!"

    >

    > "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,

    > I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.

    > The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with

    > you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty

    > disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to

    > see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair

    > appointments and wine."

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    Now thats more like it!!!

    YEA!!

    And what the enemy will see? They will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors!



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    Must show this to DH :shocked025:

    Debs :hippo1:

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    so true. :D

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