Diane (MystikPiglit) started a thread in Chit-Chat about a rather bizarre job advertisement called the "Best job advert ever!".
Of course, given the way my mind works (or doesn't), that reminded me of an advertising agencies web site that I had seen some time ago. Seems they've collected the worst of the worst résumé cover letters over the years and published them for your enjoyment.
If you're writing one, here's what NOT to do!
Enjoy! (I think!)
Tom (... ranks right up there with Vogon poetry. Dunnit?)