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    A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for Florida, after taking his seat, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his aisle and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

    "Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

    She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention at the Gaylord Centre in Orlando "

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.."

    "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

    "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best lovers in all categories are the Welsh."

    Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"

    "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Taff."
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    That was good! Really!

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    Well I entered the thread looking for a free ticket but I enjoyed the joke anyway
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    KEITH! ON THE STEP!!!!!






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    Sorry, I got the last one....it was on ebay.

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    Oh for heaven's sake, KEITH! NOW look what you've done!

    Billie's been corrupted.

    Days...you hear me? DAYS you'll be on the step...
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    Oh I've been corrupted for years.

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    Sure, sure... just because he's cute you defend him. I'm going into a dark room now.






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