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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Slowhand, Oct 30, 2008.

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    Two boa constrictors are slithering through the jungle, one of them is the mother of the other one, and they have a conversation.

    Baby snake..."Mum, are you sure that we are not poisonous?"

    Mummy snake... "Yes dear I`m positive"

    Baby snake..."Are you absolutely certain about that?"

    Mummy snake..."Yes, I`m sure. We wrap our bodies around our prey and kill them that way"

    Baby snake..."Thank heavens for that, I`ve just bit my tongue!" :lol:
     
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    :rolleyes008: :lol:
     
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    You opened yer Christmas crackers already didn't you......
     
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    Lol... I could tell by the qwality of the joke!
     
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    :p that's a good joke I can tell with little ones around!
     

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