A young sailor . . . . .

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    A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye. Unable to resist, the sailor asks “How’d you end up with a peg-leg?â€￾

    “I was swept overboard during a fierce storm,â€￾ says the pirate. “and a bloody shark bit off me whole darn leg!â€￾

    “Holy cow!â€￾ said the sailor. “What about the hook, how’d you get that?â€￾

    “Me crew and I were boarding an enemy ship, a fierce sword battle ensued. One of them cut me darn arm!â€￾

    “Absolutely incredible!â€￾ gasped the sailor. “And the eye patch, tell me how you got that?â€￾

    “A bloody seagull dropping fell into me eye,â€￾ replied the pirate.

    “Umm, you lost your eye to a seagull dropping?â€￾ asked the sailor, admonished.

    Embarassed, the pirate answered “It was me first day with the hook.â€￾
     
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