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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by disneymom, Jul 3, 2011.

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    disneymom Imagineer

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    Day 979 of my captivity...

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry
    nuggets.
    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. pooper troopers.

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but
    at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies
    and snitches. The dog receives special privileges He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously brain damaged!

    The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
    protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.

    For now ...
     
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    :ROFL:

    Tom :)macwave:... evil beast...)
     
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    That is fantastic!
     
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    Lor Earning my ears

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    :thumbsup::applaudit::ROFL: love it.
     
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    Tink Cead Mille Failte! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hold on... we're going to torment the kitty a little more and move to "Just for Laughs!"
     
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    DisneyFreak Serious Forum Regular

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    This is outstanding stuff. You should write a book with all his daily entries.

    :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
     
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    This is so funny :ROFL::ROFL:

    I've copied it to send to my daughters cat so that she can see that she's not the only one out there held in captivity by evil humans :lol:
     

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