What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Fathers Day! How do you start an argument with a chav? Speak! What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. What do you say to a chav at work? Can i have a big mac please? How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding? She is the most pregnant one.