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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Britchick, Nov 10, 2008.

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    What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
    Fathers Day!


    How do you start an argument with a chav?
    Speak!

    What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
    The burglar.

    What do you call a Chav in a box?
    Innit.

    What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
    Sorted.

    What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
    Safe.

    What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
    Innuinnit.

    Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
    of stairs.

    What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.

    What do you say to a chav at work?
    Can i have a big mac please?


    How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
    She is the most pregnant one.
     
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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    Disneybumble The Secret is in the Sauce.

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    sorry Dawn but i prefer the look you had before:yes:
     
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    It's the thong isn't it. That always scares people. :lol:
     
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    i've got one.


    what do you call a chav in cement??









    well 'ard!!
     
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    :laugh:

    my award goes to the slinky one :lol:
     
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    I love them all (And the picture)
    but this one had me ROFL
     
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    May I safely assume that at Chav is the UK equivalent of a REDNECK?
     
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    you may John :yes: :lol:
     
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    :laugh: they are brilliant
     
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    What do you call a chav in a fish factory





    Gutted
     
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    d'ya like it - i made it up :spring:



    how do you spell gutted without the t's? gu-id maybe - dunno?
     

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