Childrens letters to God

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  1. Ursula

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    I bought this book today because I couldn't put it down for laughing so hard... I just had to bring it home.

    Genuine letters.


    How did you know you were God. Charlene


    Dear God on holloween I am going to wear a Devils costume, Is that alright with you? Marnie

    Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita

    Dear God. Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan

    Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok? Neil

    Dear God, Is reverend Coe a friend of yours or do you just know him through business? Donny


    Did you really mean Do unto others as they do unto you, because if you did then I'm going to fix my Brother. Darla

    Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce

    Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny

    Dear God, It rained for are whole holiday and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend But I am not going to tell you who I am

    Please send me pony I never ask for anything before you can look it up. Bruce

    Dear - God - if- we - come - back - as - something - please - dont - let - me - be - Jennifer - Horton - because - I - hate - her. Denise

    Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail ha ha. Danny

    Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. Peter

    Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan

    Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right, Marsha

    Dear God, If you can watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Mickey D.

    Dear God, I love you. How are you fine, I'm fine to My Mother has five girls and one boy, I am one of them. Nancy 6

    Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Frank

    Dear God. It is great the way you always get the stars in the right places. Jeff

    We read Thos . Edison made light. But in Sun School they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerly Donna

    :hug2:
     
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    Awww way to go Frank. :D
     
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    I hate Jennifer Horton too! Who'd wanna be HER!!!!!!!
     
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    So sweet - Brilliant

    Sandra
     
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    I'm likin' little Charlene, myself. :D
     
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    Frank! We are two peas on a pod. :lol:
     
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    Me and Darla could be bessie mates!
     
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    Not quite the same league as G-d, but I just received some thank you notes from young relatives. I'd sent them some birthday money.

    One said something along these lines, "Thank you for the money. We haven't had any because Dad had to fix the Mustang." :laugh: CRACKED me UP!!!

    I wonder if their parents know what they wrote, or if they were simply happy that the children wrote thank you notes so they sent them on! :laugh:
     
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    OMG Tink! Too funny! LOLOLOLOLO!
     
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    I thought so Helly! Some of the other sentences were just as hilarious. "I bet everyone else misses you!" :laugh: I know what the child was saying, but it comes out sounding like everyone other than the child writing the particular note.

    I LOVE the writing of children.

    I once sent a note to my Grandfather when he was in hospital for an "operashun". I told him, "I hope you don't die." :eek: Nice kid, huh?
     
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    Lol... those notes you just have to treasure. My DD when she was little said to our neighbour... after HE'D been admitted to hospital... *I hope he isn't having a hysterectomy*.... Don just about fell out of bed laughing at that! Did him no good at all!
     
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    When I was little we had a neighbour called Mrs Nosey... well that's what everyone in our house called her, and being six I didn't know it wasn't her real name, I mean I thought it was odd but didn't know.... One day she came to the door for my Mum so I yelled... "MUM... MRS NOSEY'S HERE" If looks could kill from my Ma............
     
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    Yes, I'll save these. I still have the one to my grandfather! I found it tucked up in their house after they were both gone. :sigh: Got a kick out of the fact that he'd kept it.

    OH!! Here's a cute one... children cute I mean.

    Saturday, we are in the World Showcase. It's hot and pretty crowded. There is a little kid, a girl of maybe 4-6 years old throwing a fit! What is she yelling for? Candy? Ice Cream? Soda? NO!

    "I WANT A BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER!!!!" Herself laughed until she cried!!! She loves them herself, but we don't eat like that anymore...

    It was one of those "you had to be there moments" but it was wicked funny!
     
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    Me and Frank could be buddies :yes:

    So sweet. I love the way children think. Have you seen the one where children describe what love is? Very cute.
     
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    Aw no is there a link?
     
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    Oh, it's the cutest, Helly. I'll bet a google search could turn it up.
     
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    Thanks Tink :)
     
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    Too funny ! Tink ... thanks for sharing .
     

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