Christmas Fairy

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  1. Ursula

    Ursula New Member

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    I am a little fairy
    On tap o' the Christmas Tree
    It's no' a job I fancy
    Well how would you like tae be me

    A tarted up wi' tinsel
    It's enough to mak ye boak
    An a couple o' jaggy branches
    Rammed up the back o' your frock

    An' these wee lights a'roon me
    I canna get my sleep
    An' there's the yearly visit
    Fae Santa - Big fat creep!

    On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here
    While you're a' wirin' in
    An' naebody says "Hey you up there
    Could you go a slug o' gin?

    It's nae joke bein' a fairy
    The job's beyond belief
    You've got to go roon' the wean's beds
    An' lift their rotten teeth

    But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
    An' I've mentioned only some
    The very worst is sitting up a tree
    Wi' pine needles up yir bum

    When a' the fairies meet again
    By the light of' the silvery moon
    Ye can tell the Christmas fairies
    They're the wans that canna sit doon

    The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
    As the firelight softly flickers
    But think o' me I'm stuck up here
    Wi' needles in my knickers

    So soon as Christmas time's right by
    An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer
    I'll get awa back tae Fairyland
    An' I'll see yous a' next year.
     
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    OOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE! I like that one, Helly!!!!

    I just may put down a fluff of cotton for my wee faerie!! :laugh:
     
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    That was cute ! :laugh:
     
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    But I never woulda' pegged the Christmas faerie for being Scots! :unsure: :D :D
     
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