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    Winter Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Thursday January 28, 2010

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. (4) PER CLASS IF BLONDES ATTEND)

    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
    Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    At 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Keeping Your Cake Hole CLOSED During the Game. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


    Class 7
    Can a Bath/Shower Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


    Class 8
    Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    "I Was Wrong and He Was Right!"--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


    Class 10

    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.



    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

    Class 12
    SEX With Your Husband IS FUN! Meets every night of the week after the above classes until you realize this fact. (If you decide to have sex with your husband on any given night, then attendence for THAT night is excused.) TAKE YOUR PICK...SEX or CLASS.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

    NB. The poster of this article accepts no responsibility for its contents!
     

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