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Clocks In Heaven

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by ukwdwnut, Jul 2, 2009.

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    A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
    He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..

    He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

    St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
    Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock.
    Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

    'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

    'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands
    Have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

    'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

    St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved
    twice, telling us that Abraham told
    Only two lies in his entire life.'

    'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.

    St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office.
    He uses it as a ceiling fan.'
     
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    Very good!!! :laugh2:
     
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    Aint that the truth :ROFL1:
     
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    Too funny mate, could substitute a bunch of US legislators in there just as easily!:tongue:
     
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    hahahaha
     
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    I want Clintons clock for my ceiling fan.
     

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