Discussion in 'General' started by Tony G, Mar 7, 2014.
You're not a million miles away!
Such a shame, found this and honestly I think I'm split between the villa and the range rover again.
The villa will be wonderful , in a sunny clime and close to lots of exciting rides which unfortunately have big queues
The pink range rover is ghastly and no doubt has Burberry seats, but it is closer. But the ride would have a much shorter queues
Swings and raaaaaaaandabouts
That car cut me up on the A24 last year. Stupid woman doesn't understand roundabout rules.
Is that Barbie standing in front of your RR?
That is Katie Price. Famous for having large fake breasts and being a general waste of space. She lives not too far from my neck of the woods. Often see the pink Range Rover driven erratically around the place.
Think Barbie doll , fill the head cavity with cement. Roll liberally in dirt. Dislocate hips so they can never return to their normal anatomical position and glue 2 whoopsie cushions to her chest.
Then you aren't even 5% there
Another analogy if Mylie Cyrus is now considered white 'trash' , then Jordan is best likened to 'orange medical waste'
But, Tony got a villa ..... Yay.
So then, Tony....give us more details! How many rooms? Pool? C'mon man, we need the details!
My goodness, I'm so sorry, I started typing out the details in a post and must have not hit the post button!
It's a 5 bed, 4 bath home with a private (not overlooked) pool and in-ground spa with an extended south-west facing pool deck, complete with gas barbecue.
What used to be the garage is now a movie/pinball/arcade room (soon to be a better movie/pinball/arcade room).
The two twin bedrooms are themed, so there's a princess room and a pirate room.
The two masters both have en-suites which have direct access to the lanai.
By the side of the house is an enclosed faux grass putting green - for those times when you just need to be alone!
Oh wow!! It sounds AWESOME!
It sounds amazing Tony.
Scrub Disney world I wanna to go to G world !
Do you know what the square footage is, Tony? Sounds like a big house!! Hope you have good success with renting. Be sure to have a good sized security deposit. I've heard of some serious horror stories.
5 bedrooms! That's the size we rent.
And a pirate bedroom.
Oooh it's been a while since I checked in, and this is the first thread I came across when I clicked "new posts"
I'm on page 2 and am reading through with excitement to find out your secret Tony G, but skipped to the last page to say hi!
I'm off to page 2 again now, can't wait to get back here!
I made it back here!
Oh wow, how exciting Tony! Cannot *wait* to see photos.
(I didn't get the spot one either!)
I think I should set up a charitable donations link to all the poor ladies who didn't get the spot reference.
Maybe that's what you should call your villa Tony , bound to be booked up years in advance
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