Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Skywatcher, Dec 31, 2008.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand Binary, and those who don't.
Don't you have some sick people to heal or something
I have just declared my love for you
I just saw that so I guess you can continue with the geek jokes dear
Two atoms walking down the street, Suddenly one stops and pats it's subatomic pockets
'What?' says the other
'I've lost an electron' He starts serching the floor as one would a lost contact lens
' Are you certain mate, they are quite small?'
Old but still one of my faves
Thank you for your time
I'd heard the binary one (often) but the electron one was a first
Don't give up your day job, kiddo!
or being true to my username here: 524F464C!
Heh, heh, heh. No. Really. They are funny. Quite funny. Truly funny. Heh-Heh funny.
Im gonna set your laser printer to stun if you dont knock it off lol
Who? Me? Why? Whud'Ido? Huh? Whud'Ido? Nuffink, I tell ya'. Not ONE fink.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Only if it gets up your nose.
Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?
The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
LOLOLOLOL! THAT's funny!
How can you tell if a geek is extroverted?
He stares at your shoes...
That works too!!!
The lather, rinse, repeat one reminds me of the old "joke," if Pete and Repeat are in a boat and Pete falls out, who is left?
I get these all day long...its getting worse at work...we remapped a co-workers keyboard last week..
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