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Geekiest joke ever?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs and Games' started by Skywatcher, Dec 31, 2008.

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    There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand Binary, and those who don't.
     
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    Don't you have some sick people to heal or something :taunt:
     
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    I have just declared my love for you :cry2:
     
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    I just saw that so I guess you can continue with the geek jokes dear :hug2:
     
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    Two atoms walking down the street, Suddenly one stops and pats it's subatomic pockets

    'B****r'

    'What?' says the other

    'I've lost an electron' He starts serching the floor as one would a lost contact lens

    ' Are you certain mate, they are quite small?'

    'I'm positive'


    Old but still one of my faves

    Thank you for your time
     
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    :laugh: :laugh:

    I'd heard the binary one (often) but the electron one was a first :lol:
     
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    Claire She lost the crayons!

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    Don't give up your day job, kiddo!
     
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    01010010010011110100011001001100! :ROFL:

    or being true to my username here: 524F464C! :ROFL:
     
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    Heh, heh, heh. No. Really. They are funny. Quite funny. Truly funny. Heh-Heh funny.
     
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    Im gonna set your laser printer to stun if you dont knock it off lol
     
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    Who? Me? Why? Whud'Ido? Huh? Whud'Ido? Nuffink, I tell ya'. Not ONE fink.
     
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    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
     
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    Only if it gets up your nose.
     
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    Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?

    The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
     
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    LOLOLOLOL! THAT's funny! :yes:
     
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    How can you tell if a geek is extroverted?

    He stares at your shoes...
     
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    That works too!!!

    The lather, rinse, repeat one reminds me of the old "joke," if Pete and Repeat are in a boat and Pete falls out, who is left?
     
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    I get these all day long...its getting worse at work...we remapped a co-workers keyboard last week..
     

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